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For your chance to win a signed copy of my book, along with some bookmarks, fridge magnets and a Gum Tree Tavern stubby holder just answer the following question to me by email fiona_palmer@bigpond.com

(Those who have read The Family Farm will be familiar with the ‘Tree’ as I wrote about it in the book – now is your chance to have your slice of the Tree, be it in the very important form of a stubby holder and magnet)

The question is – Who was your favourite character in The Family Farm and why?  And for those who haven’t read it yet…just answer why you would like to read it instead.

I will be drawing a winner at random from the emailed entries on Wed 28th July.

Goodluck!

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Tony Parsons

Being a big fan of rural/outback books, I, like many others, have Tony Parsons’ books in my bookshelves.  The Call of the High Country, Return to the High Country, Valley of the White Gold and Silver in the Sun.  I was talking with friends on facebook about what Tony was up to as we hadn’t heard from him in a while….surely a book must be close?  So I contacted Tony and we had a chat!  Firstly, I let him know I was also an author with Penguin and we had the same publisher and secondly – and most importantly- that I had all his books!!

He was happy to chat with me and I was amazed to find out he would be turning 80 in a few months!!  So of course, being a fan, I asked him what he was working on.  Tony has just finished a 700 page book called “The Kelpie” his biggest dog book yet.  It is his forth Kelpie book and is published with Penguin, due for release in September this year.  For those who didn’t know Tony is a bit of a legend in regards to the Kelpie dog. He established “Karrawarra” one of the top breeding kelpie studs in Australia.  He was also awarded the Order of Australia Medal in 1992 for his contribution to the propagation of the Australian kelpie sheepdog.  I have a kelpie also and love her to bits, she’s so clever.

He has since passed on his stud of Kelpie dogs so they will continue on.  (I also found out from Tony that a bloke not far from me in Wagin has his Kelpies, so I will be checking them out next time I’m at the Woolorama!)

Tony is very proud of his book “The Kelpie”.  He said it is full of great colour photos, has a vet section as well as little stories about the working Kelpie.  All his other kelpie books are out of print and can fetch a penny or two on ebay.

As for another novel, Tony has written one which is currently with Penguin and he’s hoping to hear from them soon. Not bad for a bloke who’s nearing 80!  I asked him what he likes to read and he said Hemingway, and a few others but he doesn’t read while he writes in case it alters his writing.

Well that was about it for my chat with the great Tony Parsons (although we may have strayed on dogs for a while and chatting about our publishing house!).

We will have to keep an eye out for his fifth book!

Big thanks to Tony who gave me his time, all the way from QLD to WA.  Cheers mate.

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Guest: Amanda Hampson

I feel very lucky to have Amanda Hampson guest blog for my website…my very first guest too. Huge thanks!  Amanda has been writing professionally for more than 20 years she has had numerous articles and two non-fiction books published along with two novels published by Penguin… and we share the same publisher too.  I only found this out by reading the acknowledgements in one of her books ‘Two for the Road’.  I love reading the acknowledgements, as it’s an insight into the author. Amanda also wrote ‘The Olive Sisters’ which is on my TBR pile.  She is doing some exciting work with this book and I can’t wait to sink my eyes into it.

You can subscribe to her newsletter at The Write Workshops. I hope you enjoy her blog as much as I did…the whole option for a movie part is very interesting and something I guess some authors only dream about.  (That’s me…dreaming.)

Warm welcome to Amanda…

I’ve had an interesting journey since my first novel ‘The Olive Sisters’ was published in 2004, it was an immediate hit and every couple of weeks I’d get a letter from Penguin to say they were reprinting – that was fun. I ploughed into my next novel ‘Two for the Road’ and found it a way more enjoyable experience simply because I had more confidence that readers were enjoying my work.

While that was underway I was contacted by a movie producer from the US who wanted to take an option on ‘The Olive Sisters’ and, to cut an extremely long story short, I have ended up writing the screenplay adaptation. The whole process has taken three years and I’m now doing the 15th rewrite! The Hollywood screenplay has to meet a very specific formula and it has taken me all this time (including going to LA to do a screenwriting course) to educate myself in this particular genre.

When people hear my story they invariably say how exciting it must be. The idea is exciting but the reality is really very hard work. Plus screenplay is a director’s medium and the process is collaborative so you don’t have the autonomy you have in a novel. To put my new-found skills to good use I have also written another screenplay called ‘Last Days of the Empire Hotel’ which is set in a boarding-house in London in 1966. My next project will be to write the novel of this story – can’t wait to start.

You might be imagining that, having had that level of success, I can lounge about connecting with my creative side. Not so – I’m a single parent with two teens and all the same pressures you have; time and money! I make my living through freelance corporate writing and running writing workshops and work all hours to make ends meet. The key to my productivity is habit and routine.

Routine is the creative person’s best friend – without it you’ll always be frustrated that so many relatively worthless things eat up your  time. My routine involves dropping my son at the bus at 7am and then driving to  ’my office’ and writing for an hour or two – as much as I can manage. Everyday I get to do something I love and gradually, it moves forward.

Did I mention my office is my car? But check out the view.

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The Alarm

Here’s a good one for the mums.

The Alarm

The alarm goes off as it does every morning,

You climb out of bed, stretching and yawning,

This is an alarm you can not ignore,

If you did they’d break down the bedroom door.

By the time you get there they’ve started fighting,

You pull up the blind to let some light in,

You help them dress and you brush their hair,

Then the every day treasure hunt to find the footwear.

You march them to the table and start cooking toast,

Then they start fighting over whose got the most,

When breakfast’s over you clean up the mess,

And wonder how on earth you cope with the stress.

By 10am they’ve eaten all the cake,

So once again you’ll have to bake,

You put on the kettle and go out to check,

There’s nothing that they are about to wreck.

You’ve just sat down when they come in,

Looking for a drink and the biscuit tin,

Someone starts crying, he fell off the swing,

The other one swears she didn’t do a thing.

You enter their room to make the beds,

And there’s your best book torn to shreds,

One bed’s full of toys, the other one sand,

Oh for a maid, wouldn’t it be grand.

Then as the sun goes down, you run them a bath,

They have their tea and they’re in bed at last,

The quiet in the house almost hurts your ears,

Hubby’s not home, he’s out having a few beers.

You leave tea in the oven and go for a shower,

And 9 o’clock, you’ve wilted like a flower,

But as you watch them grow up day by day,

You know you wouldn’t have it any other way.

By Lorna Madson.

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No mums alowd!

How funny is this?

My daughter wanted to watch Masterchef on TV (some bigger kids at her school were doing a Masterchef night and cooking for their parents…Ithink thats what brought this sudden interest on) and I told her she had to go and have a shower.

By the time she got out she wanted to watch it but it had finished. I don’t think she believed me as she stormed off stomping her feet.  Anyway my hubby got up to do something in the computer room, next to my daughters room and suddenly burst out laughing.  I had to go see and this pic is what we found stuck to my six year olds door!  She was asleep in her bed, and obviously not impressed with me.  Oh I’m so looking forward to the teenage years – NOT!!  By the morning she’d forgotten about it, of course, hugs all round and a new sign appeared on her door:  ”NO BOYS A LOOD”.

Kids…they crack you up.

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Hopetoun

We meet family in Hopetoun over the weekend to celebrate our niece’s 1st birthday.  We arrived friday night to a mess as the caravan park had huge amounts of rain a few days before and our anix showed just how much.  Hmmm….a bit of cleaning was needed but thankfully we had it sorted quickly.  We had rain most of the first day…wish I could have brought some home with us as we still have a few farmers who haven’t done any seeding yet. No hair pulling and screaming going on yet but the stress is still there…and the question about wether to seed or not!  Come on mother nature…spare us a little bit!

But our last two days were great.  This picture is where we fished one afternoon and we couldn’t have asked for a better day.  No wind!!  Amazing in Hopey.  And salmon was caught for tea.  *yes – my eating to walking ratio was blown out of the water but it was a weekend off…and it was too cold so I had to eat lots!*

Well we have booked our tickets, we are off to Melbourne and Sydney…mainly to visit family and so I can attend the RWA conference in Sydney.  I’ve never been to one before andIi will finally get to meet Bronwyn Parry and Helene Young.  Bronwyn is also up for a Romantic Book of the Year award and I’m glad I will be over there for all the excitement!  Fleur McDonald is also up for the same award….so even more reasons to be excited.  Congrats to them both along with all the other finallists!

As for my own news…at the meeting I got the thumbs up for my next book, offer will be on its way this week and then into the nitty gritty.  Book cover, title, final edits and working on the book trailer also.  I might even get back to work on book 3 if I have time.

But for now I have pumpkin scones that need cooking as I have a friend coming over this afternoon, I can’t wait!

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Get a signed bookplate!

If you would like your book to be signed, then please email me with your name and address and I will send you a signed bookplate to stick inside your book.

Make sure to include whom you would like it made out, too.  Then after a week (or more….mail is slow from the bush) is should arrive.  You can find my email address on the right side of the website.

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The 9th of March

By Lorna Madson

It started to rain on the 9th of March,

Far too early for the season to break,

It rained all day and all that night,

It rained for the rest of that week.

The creeks all came up and flooded the paddocks,

The dams burst their banks and let go,

Hundreds of sheep were swept away,

Too strong was the water’s flow.

We surrounded the house with sandbags and such,

As the water cam threateningly close,

We were always worse off, when it rained like this,

For our house was much lower than most.

All our sheep were mixed up with the neighbour’s,

For the fences had finally let go,

All that money we’d spent on super,

And now we had nothing to show.

All the main roads were completely awash,

And a lot of old trees just gave way,

As the rain slowly eased off during the night,

Dawn brought with it a brand new day.

The sheep were all starving and had to be fed,

To get on paddocks would be quite a problem,

For apart from the water, there were tangled up fences,

We’d take them to high ground and just mob them.

The fence posts and wire were strewn out for miles,

Most of it no good fro re-use,

Even the rain gauge had floated away,

It could no longer handle the abuse.

The stubble and straw that was gathered on trees,

Would soon start to mould and go rotten,

The picking of stumps on the new land block,

Would for a while at least be forgotten.

There was weeks of fencing that lay ahead,

And sheep to be drafted and fed,

The mopping up would take many hours,

And the whole thought, was one of dread.

A flood is sand and it leaves its scar’s,

For many months after it’s passed,

But this hasn’t been the first one,

And I doubt it’ll be the last.

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Golf on the farm

Yay, it’s seeding time again.  Where the mornings are crisp and the freshly turned earth smells amazing.

I had a call from a local farmer saying he was about to rip up the back paddock behind our house, why? Because my hubby likes to hit his golf balls out there and it was full of them and he didn’t want to bury them all (Such thoughtful folk out here!)

Being a good wife, I went out and began to collect them up as the farmer begun his first lap!  It was hard going as the paddock had just been sprayed and the little white blobs of foam marker looked like white golf balls.  So as I’m walking around like a fella who’s had too much scotch, collecting up balls with the pickup doovalackie, I waved to the passing farmer in his tractor who I’m sure was laughing.

My goodness were there some balls to collect….the farmer had finished his lap before I had them all picked up!!!  Surely I gained some brownie points with the husband for that!

Anyway, as I left the paddock on this cool overcast day, with my full bag of balls, I paused over the turned dirt and breathed deeply.  I even sat down and played with the dirt like one of my kids. Freshly turned dirt is one of my top smells along with rain, wildflowers and eucalyptus in the air, fresh baked bread, babies…..etc etc.

If you ever get out into the country, go and kick up some soil a day after it’s rained – when it’s still moist- and see what you think of the scent.

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Book Two!

Here is book two.  Still unnamed, but I’ve been calling it Clean Cut for want of a better name.  I have just finished putting all these changes onto the computer!  Easier said than done. But it’s a huge weight off my mind now its done.  I then had a house cleaning frenzy…believe me it was well overdue!!

I went off to Lake Grace on Friday to do a talk for the Volunteers at the Visitors Centre. Beautiful spot there, if you’re ever in Lake Grace you must drop in and have a look around!  Next week I will be off to Newdegate to catch up with the local bookclubs at the library for a chat.  Not looking forward to the night time driving along the back gravel roads, will have to take the ute and watch for roo’s.

Next on my list of things to do is collect pictures on shearing for the website and start making the book trailer!  (Hopefully we will pick a name for the book soon lol)

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